was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
so I was randomly exploring google earth like I do in my spare time and I stumbled across this tiny island here
so I click on the pictures and
WAIT A SECOND
nearly burst into tears
sweet jesus holy fucking shit
i suggest we move to this island immediately. we’re going to build our own Berk with vikings and draginz
Hook. Did. Not. Steal. Milah.